EPISODE ONE. THE SCANNER OF JUSTICE

I recently found my old zombie of a scanner, and im THINKING of putting my old sketches of robots standing on skull mountians, and space ships. i feel that those old school-time sketches remind me of myself, if i was santa claus punching a zombie.

EPISODE TWO. ATTACK OF THE MONEY SNATCHERS

in other news Apple has done it again! they have created a revolutionary program that lets you, apple users get ready,

COPY AND PASTE!!!!

oh man, what those guys at apple havent come up with...

if you want this AMAZING new feature, all you have to do is...

1. buy the gazillion dollar Iphone 3GS

or 2. pay the LOW LOW PRICE of $9.99!!

"Apple making both our laptops, and your wallet, much MUCH smaller"

EPISODE THREE. CANADA, AMERICAS HAT, EH?

I went to Toronto this weekend, and it was great, exept for the bastard customs agent. he said toronto was just like detroit, and assumed we were torrorists trying to assassinate the prime minister.

just for shits and giggles i looked up the crime rate in detroit and toronto.

in order of the most dangerous cities, detroit placed, #10? no #5? no
#3? no, come on it has to be #2 nope, THE #1 MOST DANGEROUS CITY IN AMERICA IS DETROIT,MI!!!

compare that to Toronto, Onterio which ranks as #8 most safe city IN THE WORLD!

the trip was great, with the lush maple rich countryside. and the city was great, with the panzy-ass canadians. everyone in the city was just like you would imagine a canadian to be...non threataning
even the homeless were polite, and understanding. after a long day enjoying the city that only sleeps at night, we headad home, back to the good 'ol guns ablazing, shoot first ask questions later USA!

EPISODE FOUR. SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEDERSIEN, GOODBYE

im done typing... and i dont feel like wishing you anything positive, nor am i angry enough to wish you anything negitive....


have a standard day/night/morning/evening/moon eclipse